The Shopping Procrastinator's Guide. This hilarious hoodie is for anyone who loves retail therapy but hates admitting it. Features a DTF-printed cat reading "HOW TO BUY NEW CLOTHES AND PRETEND LIKE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT." With its oversized fit and incredibly soft fleece interior, it's the perfect cozy uniform for your next "accidental" shopping trip.

Product Specs:

Color: Clean White makes the bold black-and-white graphic pop.

Fit & Feel: The same ultra-comfortable oversized fit with a warm, plush fleece interior and soft cotton exterior.

Attitude: The high-quality DTF print ensures your battle-ready, coffee-addicted spirit animal stays crisp and clear through countless work days.

📦 Shipping Information:

• Processing Time: Orders are processed within 1–3 business days after purchase.
• Shipping Time:
  Domestic: 4–7 business days
  International: 7–14 business days (depending on location)
• Tracking: A tracking number will be sent to your email once your order has shipped.
• Shipping Partners: We use reliable carriers such as UPS, USPS, DHL, or local equivalents based on your region.

Please note: Shipping times may vary slightly during peak seasons or holidays.

🔁 Return & Exchange Policy:

• Return Period: You can return your item within 14 days of delivery.
• Eligibility:

1. Item must be unused, unwashed, and in original condition with tags (if applicable).
2. Personalized or custom items are non-refundable unless defective.

• Process:

1. Email us at [yourstore@email.com] with your order number and reason for return.
2. We’ll provide a return shipping address and instructions.
3. Once we receive and inspect the item, we’ll process your refund or exchange.

• Return Shipping Costs: Customer is responsible for return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or incorrect.